Showing posts with label FUN IN ENGLISH. Show all posts
Showing posts with label FUN IN ENGLISH. Show all posts

Wednesday, February 20, 2019

Bhagawat Geeta Beautiful Message

💬   Stay   Away   From   Anger... It   Hurts ....Only   You !

💬   If    You    Are    Right    Then     There    is     No    Need    to    Get    Angry ...

💬   And    If    You    Are    Wrong    Then    You     Don't     Have    Any    Right    to    Get    Angry.

💬   Patience    With    Family    is   Love .....

💬   Patience    With    Others    is   Respect.

💬   Patience     With     Self     is   Confidence   And   Patience   With   GOD   is   Faith.

💬   Never    Think    Hard    About    The    PAST ,    It    Brings    Tears...

💬   Don't    Think    More    About   The   FUTURE ,   It   Brings   Fear...

💬  Live   This   Moment   With   A   Smile ,  It    Brings   Cheer.

💬  Every     Test     in    Our    Life   Makes   Us   Bitter   Or   Better .....

💬   Every   Problem   Comes   To   Make   Us   Or   Break   Us  !

💬   The      Choice     is       Ours   Whether   We   Become   Victims   Or   Victorious.

💬   Beautiful   Things    Are    Not   Always   Good   But   Good  Things   Are   Always   Beautiful ......

💬   Do   You   Know    Why    God  Created   Gaps  between  Fingers ?  So     That     Someone ,    Who    is     Special    To    You ,   Comes    And   Fills   Those    Gaps ,   By   Holding   Your   Hand   Forever.

💬   " Happiness "   Keeps   You ....  Sweet   But   Being   Sweet   Brings   Happiness.

Do    Share    It  ,    With    All    The    Good    People   In   Your   Life..

Friday, February 15, 2019

Are you wise or intelligent?

This is so so good ... I had never known these  profound distinctions between *Intelligence* and *Wisdom*
Worth reading on ...

1. Intelligence leads to arguments.
Wisdom leads to settlements.
2. Intelligence is power of will.
Wisdom is power OVER  will.
3. Intelligence is heat, it burns.
Wisdom is warmth, it comforts.
4. Intelligence is pursuit of knowledge, it tires the seeker.
Wisdom is pursuit of truth, it inspires the seeker.
5. Intelligence is holding on.
Wisdom is letting go.
6. Intelligence leads you.
Wisdom guides you.
7. An intelligent man thinks he knows everything.
A wise man knows that there is still something to learn.
8. An intelligent man always tries to prove his point.
A wise man knows there really is no point.
9. An intelligent man freely gives unsolicited advice.
A wise man keeps his counsel until all options are considered.
10. An intelligent man understands what is being said.
A wise man understands what is left unsaid.
11. An intelligent man speaks when he has to say something.
A wise man speaks when he has something to say.
12. An intelligent man sees  everything as relative.
A wise man sees everything as related.
13. An intelligent man tries to control the mass flow.
A wise man navigates the mass flow.
14. An intelligent man preaches.
A wise man reaches.

Intelligence is good
but wisdom achieves better results.

Sunday, November 25, 2018

Magic of "UP"...Enjoy

One word in the English language that could be a noun, verb, adj, adv, prep is *UP*.Read until the end... you'll laugh.

This two-letter word in English has more meanings than any other two-letter word, and that word is *'UP'*. It is listed in the dictionary as an [adv], [prep], [adj], [n] or [v].
It's easy to understand *UP*, meaning toward the sky or at the top of the list, but when we awaken in the morning, why do we wake *UP*?

At a meeting, why does a topic come *UP*? Why do we speak *UP*, and why are the officers *UP* for election (if there is a tie, it is a toss *UP*) and why is it *UP* to the secretary to write *UP* a report? We call *UP our friends, brighten UP* a room, polish *UP* the silver, warm *UP* the leftovers and clean *UP* the kitchen. We lock *UP* the house and fix *UP* the old car.

At other times, this little word has real special meaning. People stir *UP* trouble, line UP for tickets, work *UP* an appetite, and think *UP* excuses.

To be dressed is one thing but to be dressed *UP* is special.

And this *UP* is confusing: A drain must be opened *UP* because it is blocked *UP*.

We open *UP* a store in the morning but we close it *UP* at night. We seem to be pretty mixed *UP* about *UP*!

To be knowledgeable about the proper uses of *UP*, look *UP* the word *UP* in the dictionary. In a desk-sized dictionary, it takes *UP* almost 1/4 of the page and can add *UP* to about thirty definitions.

If you are *UP* to it, you might try building *UP* a list of the many ways *UP* is used. It will take *UP* a lot of your time, but if you don't give *UP*, you may wind *UP* with ( *UP* to) a hundred or more.

When it threatens to rain, we say it is clouding *UP*. When the sun comes out, we say it is clearing *UP*. When it rains, it soaks *UP* the earth. When it does not rain for awhile, things dry *UP*. One could go on and on, but I'll wrap it *UP*, for now...... my time is *UP*!

So, did this whole thing, crack you *UP*?

Send this on to everyone you look *UP* in your address book... or not... it's *UP* to you.

Now I'll shut *UP*...

Friday, October 12, 2018

Wonderful questions? Mindblowing answers.

Wonderful questions to read and answer.

1.  How many Malayalees have become President of India?
2.  How many States share border with Kerala?
3.  How many teaspoons make a Table spoon?
4 . How many Vedas are there in Hindu Mythology?
5.  How many times did Mahatma Gandhi visit Kerala?
6.  How many countries have larger area than India?
7.  What is the Ph value of water?
8.  How many planets are there in Solar System?
9.  How many districts in Kerala have coastline?
10. How many  Millimetres make a Centimetre?
11. How many players are there in a Football team?
12. How many inches make a feet?
13. How many Legislative Assemblies have been elected so far in Kerala?
14. How many District Panchayats are there in Kerala?
15. One-time vehicle tax is valid for how many years?
16. How many feathers are there in a shuttle cock?
17. How many languages are printed in an Indian Currency?
18. How many Chapters are there in Mahabharatha?
19. Which Commonwealth Game was hosted in India in 2010?
20. How many overs per team are there in T-20 cricket? 
21. How many years did Mahatma Gandhi spend in South Africa?
22. What is the position of Kerala in terms of area?
23. How many chromosomes are there in human body?
24. How many spokes are there in an Ashoka Chakra?
25. What is the qualifying age for becoming a MLA?

Don't panic. The question numbers are the answers.😇😇😇

Tuesday, October 2, 2018

"U" so "I" or "I" so "U"

*FANTASTIC MSG..!*
How Can You "SM_LE"
Without *"I"* ?
How Can You Be "F_NE"
Without *"I"* ?
How Can You "W_SH"
Without *"I"* ?
How Can You Be "N_CE"
Without *"I"* ?
How Can You Be "FR_END"
Without *"I"* ?
*"I"* Am Very Important!
But This *"I"* Can Never Achieve "S_CCESS" nor Can "LA_GH" Without all of *"U"* ......
And
That Makes *"U"* More Important Than *"I"*..

Dedicates to all my beautiful friends and relatives

Saturday, September 22, 2018

Interesting Facts about English

1) English actually originates from what is now called north west Germany and the Netherlands.
2) The phrase “long time no see” is believed to be a literal translation of a Native American or Chinese phrase as it is not grammatically correct.
3) “Go!” is the shortest grammatically correct sentence in English.
4) The original name for butterfly was flutterby.
5) About 4,000 words are added to the dictionary each year.
6) The two most common words in English are I and you.
7) 11% of the entire English language is just the letter E.
8) The English language is said to be one of the happiest languages in the world
9)  – oh, and the word ‘happy’ is used 3 times more often than the word ‘sad’!
10) 1/4 of the world’s population speaks at least some English.
11) The US doesn’t have an official language.
12) It is the only major language that doesn’t have any organization guiding it – as opposed to the French Académie française, the Spanish Real Academia Española and the German Rat für deutsche Rechtschreibung. These organizations are responsible for controlling the evolution of their respective language in terms of usage, vocabulary, and grammar.
13) The most common adjective used in English is ‘good’.
14) The most commonly used noun is ‘time’.
15) The word ‘set’ has the highest number of definitions.
16) Month, orange, silver, and purple do not rhyme with any other word.
17) The English language contains a lot of contronyms – words that can have contradictory meanings depending on context.
18) You can read a list here!Over 80% of the information stored on computers worldwide is in English.
19) Words that are used to fill in time when speaking, such as ‘like’ or ‘basically’, are called crutch words (and should best be avoided!)
20) English is the official language of 67 countries.
21) 90% of English text consists of just 1000 words.
22) There are 24 different dialects of English in the US.
23) The word ‘lol’ was added to the Oxford English Dictionary in 2011.
24) What is known as British accent came to use in and around London around the time of the American Revolution.
25) Shakespeare invented many words, such as birthplace, blushing, undress, torture and many more which you will find here!
26) The word ‘Goodbye’ originally comes from an Old English phrase meaning ‘god be with you’.
27) Etymologically, Great Britain means ‘great land of the tattooed’.
28) There are seven ways to spell the sound ‘ee’ in English.
29) This sentence contains all of them: ‘He believed Caesar could see people seizing the seas’.
30) Many English words have changed their meaning over time – for example, ‘awful’ used to mean ‘inspiring wonder’ and was a short version of ‘full of awe’, whereas ‘nice’ used to mean ‘silly’
31) The first English dictionary was written in 1755.
32) The oldest English word that is still in use is ‘town’.

Wednesday, December 6, 2017

DO YOU KNOW ?

DO YOU KNOW ?
1. *Hot water will turn into ice faster than cold water.*
2. *The Mona Lisa has no eyebrows.*
3. *The sentence, “The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog” uses every letter in the English language.*
4. *The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.*
5. *Ants never sleep!*
6. *“I Am” is the shortest complete sentence in the English language.*
7. *Coca-Cola was originally green.*
8. *The most common name in the world is Mohammed.*
9. *When the moon is directly overhead, you will weigh slightly less.*
10. *Camels have three eyelids to protect themselves from the blowing desert sand.*
11. *There are only two words in the English language that have all five vowels in order: “abstemious” and “facetious.”*
12. *The name of all the continents end with the same letter that they start with.*
13. *There are two credit cards for every person in the United States.*
14. *TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using the letters only on one row of the keyboard.*
15. *Minus 40 degrees Celsius is exactly the same as minus 40 degrees Fahrenheit.*
16. *Chocolate can kill dogs, as it contains theobromine, which affects their heart and nervous system.*
17. *Women blink nearly twice as much as men!*
18. *You can't kill yourself by holding your breath.*
20. *The Guinness Book of Records holds the record for being the book most often stolen from Public Libraries.*
21. *People say "Bless you" when you sneeze because when you sneeze, your heart stops for a millisecond.*
22. *It is physically impossible for pigs to look up into the sky*
23. *The "sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick" is said to be the toughest tongue twister in the English language.*
24. *“Rhythm” is the longest English word without a vowel.*
25. *If you sneeze too hard, you can fracture a rib. If you try to suppress a sneeze, you can rupture a blood vessel in your head or neck and die.*
26. *Each king in a deck of playing cards represents great king from history.*
*Spades* - *King David*
*Clubs - Alexander the Great,*
*Hearts - Charlemagne*
*Diamonds - Julius Caesar.*
27. *It is impossible to lick your elbow.*
28. *111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321*
29. *If a statue of a person in the park on a horse has both front legs in the air, the person died in battle.*
*If the horse has one front leg in the air, the person died as a result of wounds received in battle.*
*If the horse has a all four legs on the ground, the person died of natural causes.*
30. *What do bullet proof vests, fire escapes, windshield wipers and laser printers all have in common?*
Ans. - *All invented by women.*
31.Question - *This is the only food that doesn't spoil. What is this?*

Ans. - *Honey.*
32. *A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out.*
33. *A snail can sleep for three years.*
34. *All polar bears are left handed.*
35. *American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating one olive from each salad served in first-class.*
36. *Butterflies taste with their feet.*
37. *Elephants are the only animals that can't jump.*
38. *In the last 4000 years, no new animals have been domesticated.*
39. *On average, people fear spiders more than they do death.*
40. *Stewardesses is the longest word typed with only the left hand.*
41. *The ant always falls over on its right side when intoxicated.*
42. *The electric chair was invented by a dentist.*
43. *The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.*
44. *Rats multiply so quickly that in 18 months, two rats could have over million descendants.*
45. *Wearing headphones for just an hour will increase the bacteria in your ear by 700 times*
46. *The cigarette lighter was invented before the match.*
48. *Like fingerprints, everyone's tongue print is different.*
Don't Enjoy all Alone, Share with your Loved ones!

Wednesday, February 18, 2015

Fun in English

1.🌀Leave applications.🌀  
2.(murdering english language)
3.🌀Infosys, Bangalore:🌀
"Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife ,
please sanction me one-week leave."
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🌀Oracle, Bangalore:🌀
From an employee who was performing the "mundan" ceremony of his 10 year old son:
"As I want to shave my son's head , please leave me for two days.."
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🌀Leave-letter from a CDAC employee who was
performing his daughter's wedding:
"As I am marrying my daughter, please grant a week's leave.."
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🌀From H.A.L. Administration Dept:
"As my mother-in-law has expired and I am only one responsible for it please grant me 10 days leave."
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🌀Another employee applied for half-day leave as follows:
"Since I've to go to the cremation ground at 10 o'clock and I may not return, please grant me half day casual leave"
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🌀A leave letter:
"I am suffering from fever, please declare one-day holiday."
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🌀A leave letter to a headmaster:
"As I am studying in this school I am suffering from headache. I request you to leave me today"
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🌀Another letter written to a headmaster:
"As my headache is paining , please grant me leave for the day."
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🌀Covering note:
"I am enclosed herewith..."
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🌀Another one:
"Dear Sir: with reference to the above , please refer to my bottom..."
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🌀Actual application for leave:
"My wife is suffering from sickness and as I am her only husband at home I may be granted leave".
______________________________
🌀Letter writing:
"I am well here and hope you are also in the same well "😂
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. ..
4.One sick leave letter from Mr  Chimanrao   to his  Higher officials in British India
5.Dear officer Saheb
 Sending you this leave  letter
I will  not come  as my  eyes have come  '  if I come with  my  eyes coming  then  your eyes  will come  & you will not come  as  then  Still   if you  come with  your  coming  eyes all eyes  will come  & all  will not  come  . so  I will  not come   and all  will  come .  I  will come  back  when  my  coming eyes  will  go & all will  come  without their eyes coming
yours  Sincerely
Mr Chimanrao   Chitnis
6.Terrible english by PT sir:
7.1) There is no wind in the football..
2) I talk, he talk, why you middle talk?.
3) You rotate the ground 4 times..
4) You go and understand the tree.
5) I'll give you clap on ur cheeks..
6) Bring your parents and your mother and especially your father.
7) Close the window airforce is coming.
8) I have two daughters and both are girls..
9) Stand in a straight circle..
10) Don't stand in front of my back
11) Why Haircut not cut..?
12) Don't make noise.. principle is rotating in the corridor
13) Why are you looking at the monkey outside the window when I’m here?
14) You talking bad habit
15) Give me a red pen of any colour.
16) Can i have some snow in my cold drink?
17) Pick the paper and fall into the dustbin.
18) Both of u stand together seperately.
19) Keep quiet the principal just passed away!!😄😄😄

English vhinglish

English Vinglish
Can any one say the difference between 'Complete' and 'Finished'?
No dictionary has ever been able to define the difference between 'Complete' and 'Finished.'
However, in a linguistic conference, held in London England, Samsundar Balgobin, a Guyanese, was the clever winner.
His final challenge was this. Some say there is no difference between 'Complete' and 'Finished.' Please explain the difference in a way that is easy to understand.
His response was: When you marry the right woman, you are 'Complete.' If you marry the wrong woman, you are 'Finished.' And, when the right woman catches you with the wrong woman, you are 'Completely Finished.'
His answer received a five minute standing ovation.