Wednesday, October 10, 2018

Friday, October 5, 2018

Tuesday, October 2, 2018

"U" so "I" or "I" so "U"

*FANTASTIC MSG..!*
How Can You "SM_LE"
Without *"I"* ?
How Can You Be "F_NE"
Without *"I"* ?
How Can You "W_SH"
Without *"I"* ?
How Can You Be "N_CE"
Without *"I"* ?
How Can You Be "FR_END"
Without *"I"* ?
*"I"* Am Very Important!
But This *"I"* Can Never Achieve "S_CCESS" nor Can "LA_GH" Without all of *"U"* ......
And
That Makes *"U"* More Important Than *"I"*..
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Dedicates to all my beautiful friends and relatives

Wednesday, September 26, 2018

Monday, September 24, 2018

Join Functional English Club in Google classroom

Dear friends,
If you are interested to join Google Classroom then you are welcome....
What is Google Classroom?
This is an App that creates virtual digital classroom. In this class room Teachers can  give assignments or raise any topic for discussion. Students can put their views on it. If any student has any problem he can post it in the club and other students can answer to it. Teachers will also reply him. This is a great class.
How to use it?
1) Go to Play store in Android phone
2) Type Google Classroom
3) Download the app
4) Sign in with your existing gmail
5) At the top of the app there is (+) sign
6) click on it there will two option
7) select "Join Class" option
8) enter the following password
      Passwad :     1ldxko
9) Congratulations now you are in classroom of "FUNCTIONAL ENGLISH CLUB"

Saturday, September 22, 2018

Interesting Facts about English

1) English actually originates from what is now called north west Germany and the Netherlands.
2) The phrase “long time no see” is believed to be a literal translation of a Native American or Chinese phrase as it is not grammatically correct.
3) “Go!” is the shortest grammatically correct sentence in English.
4) The original name for butterfly was flutterby.
5) About 4,000 words are added to the dictionary each year.
6) The two most common words in English are I and you.
7) 11% of the entire English language is just the letter E.
8) The English language is said to be one of the happiest languages in the world
9)  – oh, and the word ‘happy’ is used 3 times more often than the word ‘sad’!
10) 1/4 of the world’s population speaks at least some English.
11) The US doesn’t have an official language.
12) It is the only major language that doesn’t have any organization guiding it – as opposed to the French Académie française, the Spanish Real Academia Española and the German Rat für deutsche Rechtschreibung. These organizations are responsible for controlling the evolution of their respective language in terms of usage, vocabulary, and grammar.
13) The most common adjective used in English is ‘good’.
14) The most commonly used noun is ‘time’.
15) The word ‘set’ has the highest number of definitions.
16) Month, orange, silver, and purple do not rhyme with any other word.
17) The English language contains a lot of contronyms – words that can have contradictory meanings depending on context.
18) You can read a list here!Over 80% of the information stored on computers worldwide is in English.
19) Words that are used to fill in time when speaking, such as ‘like’ or ‘basically’, are called crutch words (and should best be avoided!)
20) English is the official language of 67 countries.
21) 90% of English text consists of just 1000 words.
22) There are 24 different dialects of English in the US.
23) The word ‘lol’ was added to the Oxford English Dictionary in 2011.
24) What is known as British accent came to use in and around London around the time of the American Revolution.
25) Shakespeare invented many words, such as birthplace, blushing, undress, torture and many more which you will find here!
26) The word ‘Goodbye’ originally comes from an Old English phrase meaning ‘god be with you’.
27) Etymologically, Great Britain means ‘great land of the tattooed’.
28) There are seven ways to spell the sound ‘ee’ in English.
29) This sentence contains all of them: ‘He believed Caesar could see people seizing the seas’.
30) Many English words have changed their meaning over time – for example, ‘awful’ used to mean ‘inspiring wonder’ and was a short version of ‘full of awe’, whereas ‘nice’ used to mean ‘silly’
31) The first English dictionary was written in 1755.
32) The oldest English word that is still in use is ‘town’.

Wednesday, December 6, 2017

DO YOU KNOW ?

DO YOU KNOW ?
1. *Hot water will turn into ice faster than cold water.*
2. *The Mona Lisa has no eyebrows.*
3. *The sentence, “The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog” uses every letter in the English language.*
4. *The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.*
5. *Ants never sleep!*
6. *“I Am” is the shortest complete sentence in the English language.*
7. *Coca-Cola was originally green.*
8. *The most common name in the world is Mohammed.*
9. *When the moon is directly overhead, you will weigh slightly less.*
10. *Camels have three eyelids to protect themselves from the blowing desert sand.*
11. *There are only two words in the English language that have all five vowels in order: “abstemious” and “facetious.”*
12. *The name of all the continents end with the same letter that they start with.*
13. *There are two credit cards for every person in the United States.*
14. *TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using the letters only on one row of the keyboard.*
15. *Minus 40 degrees Celsius is exactly the same as minus 40 degrees Fahrenheit.*
16. *Chocolate can kill dogs, as it contains theobromine, which affects their heart and nervous system.*
17. *Women blink nearly twice as much as men!*
18. *You can't kill yourself by holding your breath.*
20. *The Guinness Book of Records holds the record for being the book most often stolen from Public Libraries.*
21. *People say "Bless you" when you sneeze because when you sneeze, your heart stops for a millisecond.*
22. *It is physically impossible for pigs to look up into the sky*
23. *The "sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick" is said to be the toughest tongue twister in the English language.*
24. *“Rhythm” is the longest English word without a vowel.*
25. *If you sneeze too hard, you can fracture a rib. If you try to suppress a sneeze, you can rupture a blood vessel in your head or neck and die.*
26. *Each king in a deck of playing cards represents great king from history.*
*Spades* - *King David*
*Clubs - Alexander the Great,*
*Hearts - Charlemagne*
*Diamonds - Julius Caesar.*
27. *It is impossible to lick your elbow.*
28. *111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321*
29. *If a statue of a person in the park on a horse has both front legs in the air, the person died in battle.*
*If the horse has one front leg in the air, the person died as a result of wounds received in battle.*
*If the horse has a all four legs on the ground, the person died of natural causes.*
30. *What do bullet proof vests, fire escapes, windshield wipers and laser printers all have in common?*
Ans. - *All invented by women.*
31.Question - *This is the only food that doesn't spoil. What is this?*

Ans. - *Honey.*
32. *A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out.*
33. *A snail can sleep for three years.*
34. *All polar bears are left handed.*
35. *American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating one olive from each salad served in first-class.*
36. *Butterflies taste with their feet.*
37. *Elephants are the only animals that can't jump.*
38. *In the last 4000 years, no new animals have been domesticated.*
39. *On average, people fear spiders more than they do death.*
40. *Stewardesses is the longest word typed with only the left hand.*
41. *The ant always falls over on its right side when intoxicated.*
42. *The electric chair was invented by a dentist.*
43. *The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.*
44. *Rats multiply so quickly that in 18 months, two rats could have over million descendants.*
45. *Wearing headphones for just an hour will increase the bacteria in your ear by 700 times*
46. *The cigarette lighter was invented before the match.*
48. *Like fingerprints, everyone's tongue print is different.*
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